Pregnancy In a Can

I've had this idea for quite some time now and decided to see what Coca-Cola thought of it.

SUBMISSION TITLE:
Pregnancy In a Can

IDEA:
I know you guys only sell soda related products, however, I think this may be a product that will expand the coca-cola company's horizons and pave its path into the pharmaceutical industry.

Imagine: You want to have a baby with your wife. But Oh crap, she can't conceive because you have a low sperm count! What do you do? Go to a fertility clinic? Hell no! You're broke! Allow some dude to plow your wife? WHAT? The answer to that question should be no because you love your wife, right? Then what do you do?

BUY PREGNANCY IN A CAN! What's that you ask? Only the most awesomest invention ever! It's a soda that, as soon as you drink it, gets you pregnant! Just think! Anyone who would want to have a baby could by just drinking a soda.

We can also make Pregnancy in a Can that is gender specific. Like "Pregnancy in a Can: Baby Boy" and "Pregnancy in a Can: Baby Girl". We can even do "Pregnancy in a Can: Limited Edition Hermaphrodite Baby". But what if you want a gay baby?? "GAY BABY IN A CAN"!

The only conceivable problem that I can find with this idea is what would happen if a man drank its contents by accident. That would be just wrong. We don't want a bunch of pregnant dudes running around. This is America, not France. But I figure this problem could simply be solved by placing a Surgeon General's warning on the can that says something like "WATCH OUT! THE CONTENTS OF THE CAN WILL IMPREGNATE YOU!". I know a surgeon because he removed a cancerous mole for me one time, but I don't know any generals, so if you know one we can definitely make this work. The end.

BUSINESS VALUE:
It'll make you lots of money and stuff.